Monday, October 24, 2005

I want one of these ASAP!

I dare you to look me in the eyes and tell me you don't want a chimp robot. How f'in cool would it be to have one of these in your foyer, office or family room!

“Alive” Chimpanzee: So real, it’s unreal! Hollywood “F/X” animatronics — only $149.95!

- Amazing “Alive” Chimpanzee is a fully animated, life-size bust of the real animal.

- “Alive” Chimpanzee can see, hear and feel in ways that allow him to interact intelligently with you, your family, your guests...and with baffled strangers.

- Soulful eyes track movements using infrared “radar” vision; his ears have stereoscopic sound sensors; his skin reacts to contact with touch sensors all around.

- Four distinctive emotional moods include “Curious,” “Happy,” “Fearful” and “Feisty.”

- Override his “natural” autonomous mode by using the wireless controller to communicate specific commands as far as 30 feet away.

Now this is a real robot. So real, it’s unreal! The amazing “Alive” Chimpanzee is a life-size, lifelike product of the latest Hollywood “F/X” animatronics — state-of-the-art robotic technology dedicated to making machines that look, sound and act like real animals.

So real, it’s unreal! “Alive” Chimpanzee is a fully animated, life-size bust of the real animal; he has been painstakingly handcrafted to exacting standards. His appearance is uncannily lifelike — with skin and hair and eyes that look and feel genuine. His head and neck — as well as his face and eyes — move as if “Alive” Chimpanzee were a living thing.

Keen senses. “Alive” Chimpanzee can see, hear and feel in ways that allow him to interact intelligently with you, your family, your guests...and with baffled strangers. His soulful eyes track movements using infrared “radar” vision; his ears have stereoscopic sound sensors; his skin reacts to contact with touch sensors all around. He also boasts “vocal chords” and realistically mimics the authentic sounds of a live chimp — appropriately reflecting his emotions.

Emotional moods. The natural emotional state of your “Alive” Chimpanzee is “Curious” — one of four distinctive moods; his other emotional states include “Happy,” “Fearful” and “Feisty.”When he is “Curious,” he is primed to react autonomously to sounds, touch and movement and (depending on what he encounters) his mood can change. Make him “Feisty” and he will swing his head quickly from side to side and he’ll screech; make him “Happy” and you’ll be treated to one of those giant chimp smiles and hear excited whoops.

Autonomous or controlled. The “natural” autonomous mode of “Alive” Chimpanzee can be overridden by the wireless controller. Use the controller in “Program” mode to select whole sequences of action. In “Direct Control” mode, you can communicate specific commands from as far as 30 feet away.

The best part ---> When you leave your chimp, use the controller to put him in “Guard” mode — ready for anything to trip his sensors: When someone enters the room (for example), your “Alive” Chimpanzee will begin whatever series of actions and vocalizations you programmed. Sounds like fun, yes?

“Alive” Chimpanzee is a life-size bust that stands 11" high. He is powered by 4 D batteries or included AC adapter; the controller runs on one 9V battery (order batteries separately). Ages 8 and older. 90-day warranty. Worldwide first edition is available exclusively from The Sharper Image.

More info at The Green Head

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